Things to Remember When You're About to Get into Your First Gundam

Take a bathroom break first, there aren't many reststops in space! - Turquoise_silver

If you don't have a stomach for spinny things, take a barf bag!!! - Turquoise_silver

Don't eat beans before long trips! - Turquoise_silver

Just don't if you are claustrophobic! - Turquoise_silver

The self-destruct switch is on the left. - Atomic

Don't bring your dog. - ROBOTICK

Don't eat lunch on the way to battle. - ROBOTICK

Don't ask for a window seat. - ROBOTICK

If you find a man in a turban with a live grenade sitting in your cockpit, just walk away. - ROBOTICK

Don't let those confusing doors get you where the good Lord split you. - ROBOTICK

Don't get in unless you know you've got insurance. - ROBOTICK

Invest in some Velcro cupholders. - ROBOTICK

If you don't know what something does, don't mess with it. - ROBOTICK

Don't pick up hitchhikers. - ROBOTICK

Always go out the same door you came in. - ROBOTICK

Park only in designated areas. - ROBOTICK

Bring toilet paper. - ROBOTICK

Bring a VCR and some canned chili for those long trips. - ROBOTICK

Bring a ballpoint pen and set up the digital stuff and pick up a little money on the side sky-writing. - ROBOTICK

Read the manual. - Eric Venezia

Unless you have a death wish, DON'T press the red button until you're a safe distance away from your Gundam. - Eric Venezia

You're GOING to see death! GET OVER IT!! - Eric Venezia

That Zero System is a real bitch. - Jon9John

Everybody has a different looking self-destruct device. - Jon9John

Tends to induce heart attacks. - Jon9John

Don't fly the damn things unless you've been trained at the L1, L2, L3, L4 or L5 colony. - Jon9John

Don't worry about any other mobile suit that isn't a Gundam. It can't hurt you. - Jon9John

Bring bandages... LOTS of bandages. - RivinDrivix