Quatre:
Let's kick ass!
Hmm, that was a hint, right?
Go away, Trowa.
No! I'll do what I want, not what you want!
Truth is, I do rap lyrics... {oh, god}
::in gundam:: WEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Wufei:
Sure, I'll come along.
I need help!
Combat sucks!
Run away! Run away! {oh yes, can't you see him in Monty Python?}
Anything you say Noin!

Duo:
It was me! I blew it up!
I'm sorry!
I won't do it again!
Uh, Hilde, can i self destruct?

Heero:
Nice to meet you.
I love Relena.
I hate spandex.
Life is worth living!!
Trowa:
That was funny.
Want to hear a joke?
Do I look like a clown to you?

Treize:
I give up.
Honestly, {insert rest of sentence}
I'm not planning anything.

Zechs:
I give up.
I won't duel Heero.
You know, Dorothy's kinda hot...
Maybe Epyon was wrong...

Relena:
I'm talking to myself again...
Forget Heero!
I should slap Heero...
There's something wrong with Dorothy...
Gimme that gun! I'm pissed!
Oh! I get it!
(Jump-roping) One, two, buckle my shoe...

by The Allmighty Sock Puppet:

Wufei: **singing** I wasn't gonna run from Oz, but then I got high, I was gonna make those bakas stop, but then i got high, now i'm an airtight prison, and I know why; yea-eh, because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiigh, la da da da da...

Quatre: This peace is wrong...wrong! We shouldn't be not fighting at all!

Heero: shut up.
Duo: no, YOU shut up!!
Heero: no, YOU shut up!!!
Duo: NO, YOU SHUT UP!!!!
Heero: you're a poopie-head!
Duo: YOU'RE a poopie-head times infinity!
Heero: YOU'RE A POOPIE-HEAD TIMES INFINITY PLUS 1!
Duo: TIMES INFINITY PLUS A SQUILLION!!!
Heero: TIMES INFINITY PLUS INFINITY!!!

by Cim:
Lady Une(at BurgerKing): I'll have a nice salad.....NO!! I WANT A HUNKING PIECE OF DEAD COW!!!!....no! I want....
Any of the pilots: We are the knights who say....NI !!!
Heero(dancing): Dora!Dora! Dora the explorer!!

By Cyber_AngeL24 :
Quatre: Would you like fries with that?
Wufei: GIRL POWER!!!
Noin to Zechs in the Endless Waltz when he wants to sign up for the Preventers: Ummm, Zechs, wind doesn't put out fires... it spreads fires....
Heero: hi, my name is Heero and I'm a Zero [system] addict....
Relena: [Looks at her car] of all the cars in the world... I got a BRIGHT PINK Barbie car!

By Lilas (http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gwfics/):
Heero Yuy:
I HATE Gundams!! They're icky and disgusting and they stink!!
DUO!!! You are my best friend in the whole world... NO! Universe!!
ME?! Kill Relena?! Why in the heck would I ever say a thing like that?!
I'm mad at you Zero. I don't wanna talk to you anymore!
Zechs, could I borrow Epyon for awhile? I LOVE that Gundam...
~whining~ I don't wanna go to that mission!! I'm scaaared!!
~pensive~ Hmm...Maybe I should get changed...
Er... What's that say? Com.. comp... com-computer?!? What the heck is that?!
Ooo, look! Pink spandex! I must buy!
~pouting~ Duo, what's wrong with setting my bones by hand?
~annoyed~ Whaddya mean I need parts to fix it?
Relena....would you go to the dance with me?
Duo, please keep talking! I'm really interested.
My karma tells me that I shouldn't kill anyone today.
I love you, Zechs.
I don't get paid enough for this...

Duo Maxwell:
Trowa!! Thank you sooo MUCH for destroying Deathscythe! It the most horrible thing I'd ever seen!
The only reason I put up with the braid is to get the commercial money the director owes me...
~evil laugh~ Destroy all the churches in the world!!
Hilde, it was so smart of you to go into Libra and get the information! Why did you ever think I'd call you a fool?
Omae o koruso (have you ever heard him say that?)
*To Wufei* CHINESE COMMUNIST!!!
................................... (ie, nothing)
I'm the God of (dramatic pause) LOVE AND PEACE, Baby!
Wufei, why on _earth_ aren't you dead yet?
I can take this.
This is an easy way to die.
I am IMMORTAL! Do not excuse me!
Hell!!! Why won't you let me self-detonate?! I want to DIE!!!!

Trowa Barton:
.... And then we went to the mall and then at the mall we watched a movie and the girl in the movie was so hot! I wish I could meet her! Oh man! You should have seen her! Soo HOT!! And then we went back the circus and Catherine and I practiced for our performance that night and then I took my Gundam and went out on a mission and then I- (He'd go on and on until one of the guys shut him up)
NO!! I ran out of hair gel! Who-... DUO!!! It's all your fault... Go buy more!!
Those who lay eyes on a gundam shall.... *all perky* become my best friends because they'll be able to help me put more bullets in it!
*incredibly happy* Look at this!!! Guys!!! I didn't run out of bullets!!
Catherine, put the knives down.
Bad Kitty! (to the lion)
Get rid of Relena.
Women are way too much hassle.
Quatre, stop. You can't play that violin worth s**t.
Oops. Can you hang on a second while I go get some more bullets? I'll be right back...

Chang Wufei:
Are you hurt? Do you need help?
Sally, you're the only girl for me!
Girls are not weak, they can do the same things that we can!
But fighting is wrong, why should we do it?
Duo, you're the funniest guy I know!
*To Duo* AMERICAN FOOL!!
I'm sorry, Nataku, but I'm seeing another girl!
My hero! ~looking at Sally~
You're right Trowa. Women are very delicate. We should make sure to take very good care of them.
Noin! My gods, you have impeccable judgement!
Strong people shouldn't fight!! Only the weak should fight!

Relena Peacecraft:
Ooh, are you blowing stuff up? Can I help too?
Eww, Heero, get away from me!
Pacifism is so stupid, why do I even bother?
I don't wanna meet the Duke and Dutchess, that's boring!
~whining~ Why do I always have to do the boring things? Why can't I go destroy things like Heero does?
Hey Duo, care to join me for a drink?
Party! Party!
I declare war on the colonies!!!!
Dorothy, I hate you and I think you're stupid and GOD do something about your eyebrows!!!

Treize Kushrenada:
~arms wide open~ I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!! (ala Leonardo DiCaprio)
Burn the rose fields!
Lady Une, I'd appreciate it if you didn't watch me while I bathe.
Heero, you can't have Epyon. It's mine.
No, get me some unscented bath soap, please, that's all I want.
Ooo! Mobile dolls! Cool!
I hate chivalry!

Dorothy Catalonia:
Wars are awful! Miss Relena is absolutely right! Pacifism is the most beautiful thing ever!
Why in the heck do I keep on calling her Miss?! It's so pathetic!
Oh Quatre honey!! Come fencing with me!!
I'm going to go pluck my eyebrows out! Be back in a couple of hours!
I hate you Miss Relena! I hate hate hate you!!!!

Hilde Schbeiker:
You know what? Since Duo doesn't want my help, he won't get it! I'll just go to the artificial beach of L2 to get tanned and flirt around with other guys... That'll teach him...
I am Death.
Screw the colonies! I'm going for pizza!
Gee, Relena, would you sign my autograph book?
Duo... ~looking at Heero~ You keep interesting company.
~to Duo~ I should have shot you when I had the chance...

Quatre Raberba Winner:
Dammit, Trowa, I don't care if I shot you, it's in the past, okay?!?
~whining~ Heero, give me my suit back!
I got stone drunk last night! Isn't that cool? (lol, he probably _would_ say that...)
Shut up! I'm going to kill you and that's final! And your little kids at home, too! (he should be sneering)
I'm so sad! How come I'm not crying? (mwa haha...sorry, couldn't resist that one)
Hey! Who's the rich boy here? Put my flute back!
Dorothy, you're mean!
I love this. I hope the war never ends.
Wow! Hey Heero, c'mere, you can see Relena changing in front of her window...

Sally Po:
Wufei, you weak-minded fool. Get out there and fight, you're endangering innocent people!
NO! Sandrock is MINE!
The G-boys are just a bunch of assholes who only screw up... I better go to Oz's side so I'll be in the winning team...
Why am I risking my life to get 01? It's not even my Gundam!
Oh great! The self-destruct wnt off again... I really should tell Heero to turn that thing off...
You're weak Wufei! You shouldn't be fighting you weakling!!
Heero, you're completely untrustworthy.
Go find your own machine; Heavyarms is mine!
Sheesh, as if I don't have anything better to do? Why do I keep listening to those idiots and digging up their machines for them?
I'm gonna go watch a movie. Care to join me, Lady Une?

Lucrezia Noin:
Zechs, you asshole!
Hey, Wufei! If you aim XXX degrees left you'll destroy the entire base!
A kid! Oh no! He's bound to be dangerous!
Quatre, buzz off.
Relena, you're an idealist. Go find an ideal world, and leave the real one to us.
I wish you hadn't joined us, Trowa. You'll be useless without your memory.

Catherine Bloom:
War RULES!
Maybe if I aim for his ear...
Good! My aim is all off today! ~notices Trowa is already strapped to the board~ Hey Trowa!
I think I'll make you dinner later- I'm not angry anymore.
~as the lights are falling on him~ Trowa! Stay exactly where you are!
Oh, you're self detonating? Okay. Give me a moment to get out of the shock distance...
*to Heero* Was that your idea? I think you've got a good head on your shoulders.
I believe in the powers of OZ.
I don't care if you kill yourself... More spotlight for me.

Lady Une:
Let them eat cake!
I don't give a damn, Treize, go find another girl to do your dirtywork!
Look out, Prime Minister Dorlan!
Oh, thank you for returning my compact set to me. (boom)
Wow...that Zechs guy is really sexy, and he's SMART too...
Miss Noin, I value your judgement.

Howard: No way, Duo. I'm not fixing the Deathscythe again.
(to Trowa) You idiot! How can you not remember? You're worthless...
So? Let them crash into the earth. I say, more power to them!
Heero, no WAY am I gonna install the Zero system in Quatre's cockpit.

Zechs Marquise/ Milliardo Peacecraft:
I am inferior.
Earth is very important to the balance of the unvierse.
I love you, Heero!
Noin, I really think that the way you trained your men was more intelligent than the way I trained mine.
Do what you like. I'm not an authority here.
Do you have any idea how ANGRY I am? You assholes! Fire, fire, fire!
I don't care if you think it's right or not, dammit! Shoot them down!
Bullets for him! Bullets for him!
I'm sick of this whole soldier avenging family crap... I'm going to one of WB's shows...

All:
OZ RULES!!!

By Mike:
Heero Yuy:
All I wanna do is have some fun
I love the smell of roses in the morning
Quatre, will you teach me how to play the clarinet?
Now if I managed to get off wingzero before it blows up...

Quatre Winner:
Screw you Trowa!
How much do you think I could get for my hunk of junk gundam?
FATHER!!!!!! well better him than me
I wonder what Noin's wearing under that dress...

Trowa Barton:
Quatre, I wanna be best buddies
Cathrine if you hit me, I swear I will come over there and SMACK you!

Duo Maxwell:
Cool I get to wear plaid knickerbockers?
Hilde smell my socks!
'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes an you can take or leave it if you please
Yeah just shave it all off...

Wufei Chang:
I feel like a million bucks!
Man it feels good to lose.
King to queen's rook four. ok Treize your turn...
I love bunnies cause they're cute and fuzzy....

Treize Kushrenada:
Lady, let's just be friends.
C'mon Zechs, let me see what's under the mask please...
Love honor justice... all are crap!
Monolouges are boring.
Yes bathe with me all of you! ~very scary thought!!~
Oh blow up the earth who gives a rip?

Zechs Merquise:
This mask hides that unsightly pimple so well.
Noin you make me sick!
Shake your groove thang shake your goove thang yeah yeah!
Eepyon smepyon ...

By AquilaTheEagle:
Heero:
Can't we solve this by talking it out?
Yeah I agree...
Oh yes Relena your sooooo right!
Quatre's my buddy!!!!!!!
Ooooh i'd love to dance!!!!

Relena:
I need a drink.
Heero.... I really cant see you anymore...I am....I am in love with... Wu-fei!!!
I am declaring war!
GIVE ME THAT DAMN SELF DESTRUCT DEVICE!!!!!!!
What do you mean that freak's my brother?

Duo:
Wouldnt you agree i'd look much better if i just oh i dont know, cut that braid off?
I'm just too unhappy to live anymore! Goodbye world! ( *tries to shoot himself but it is a dud and he walks off pouting*) ^_^*

Lady Une:
Mr Treize, it's not that I dont like you, its just I don't "like-like" you 'k?
EW! dont call me in here when your taking a bath you sick jerk!!!!
WAAAAH! RELENA SHOT OFF MY PRETTY WITTY ROSE!!!!
Do you think the colonie are actually listening to me?

By Eboney:
Quatre: GIVE ME CAFFINE!
Wufei: My new years resolution is not to be so damn indecisive!
Trowa: Stop staring - I'm only breath-taking.

By DMBGal (DMBGal00634@aol.com)
Quatre:
You win.
I hate Trowa.
Somebody destroy Sandrock for me PLEASE!!!!
*cussing*
Let's not and say we did.
I want to kill you.

Trowa:
I love you Quatre.
*slaps Cathy*
*laughs like mad*

Heero:
I love you.
Duo, You're my best friend!
Relena, kiss me!!!
Pleased to meet you.
Let's forget fighting.

Wufei:
Let's forget fighting.
*pushes Sally away*
I hate Gundams!!
I need company!!!
*Laughs like mad*

Duo:
Let's destroy Deathscythe!!
I hate Heero.
*frowns*
*cries*

Relena:
I need a gun!!
*kills Heero*
You suck!
I think you are a freakazoid.

General:
(i.e. i got them in one huge chunk, and i'm to lazy to seperate them )

Minister Darlian to Relena: "Relena, I have a confession to make. I'm not your biological father, your real name is Relena Peacecraft, blah, blah, blah... beware the OZ organization. Once you start down its dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny! Relena, th-there is... another... Peace... craft... (CROAKS)" - Burke Rukes
Heero: "You know, Relena, I really don't want to kill you today. How about a picnic instead?" - Keiran3 @ aol.com
Zechs talking to Relena for the first time: "Relena... I am your brother." - Da' Man
Relena on a TV talk show: "...and that's the day I found out he wasn't my real dad, Jerry." - Da' Man
Zechs to Treize in Wing Episode 48: "And now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation!" - Noel
Doctor J to Heero as he trys to destroy the Libra battlestation segment: "Use the Force, Heero!" - Noel
Treize: "And what makes you think the colonies will listen to you?"
Heero: "Unlike some other Heero Yui's, I can speak Japanese AND English!" *Gasps from the crowd* - Noel
Heero after using the Zero system for the first time: "Whoa..." - Noel
Duo to Heero: "When ARE you gonna shoot that stupid chick anyway? You always say you will." - Dracula
Heero to Relena: "I love you and I'm not afraid to say it." - Anonymous
Duo: "Maybe calling myself the god of death is sacralige." - Anonymous
Wu Fei: "Peace, my brothers." - Anonymous
Quatre: "I hate you all so much." - Anonymous
Heero: "There is so much to live for!" - Anonymous
Heero: (raises gun) "You're in way over your head. Say goodbye."
Relena: (gets angry) "Not on your life! I'm tired of you threatening me! YOU SAY GOODBYE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SEE YOU IN HELL, YOU FREAKIN' LOSER!!!" (grabs gun, shoots Heero) - Philip
Heero Yuy to anyone: "Yeah, I'll let you live." - Rio Gunner
Relena Peacecraft: "Kick his ass, dude!" - Rio Gunner
Zechs/Miliardo: "I think we'll let Earth live." - Rio Gunner
Zechs/Miliardo: "Nah, I was thinking I'd go to the grocery store instead..." - Rio Gunner
Dorothy: "War is boring." - Rio Gunner
Trowa after coma: "Hey, Quatre, remember way back when...?" - Rio Gunner
Quatre: "Let's go blow something up." - Rio Gunner
Wufei Cheng: "Umm... I'm outta here." - Rio Gunner
Any Gundam pilot after White Fang and OZ are done fighting: "Bet you'll never do that again." - Rio Gunner
Any civilian in Gundam Wing: "Let's go form a superpower and go kick some ass. Anyone interested?" - Rio Gunner
Any civilian in Gundam Wing: "Godzilla!" - Rio Gunner
Any civilian in Gundam Wing: "Look, there's 400 of us and 12 of them..." - Rio Gunner
Duo Maxwell to another Gundam pilot: "Hey! Leggo my whoop-ass." - Rio Gunner
A spirit to any Gundam pilot in Gundam Wing: "Hey, stupid! Just nuke their asses. F--- the Force, just press the button!" - Rio Gunner
Quatre (after laughing insanely and killing everyone in sight): "I'm sorry." - Anonymous
Relena to Heero: "Go ahead, Heero. Make my day." - Philip
Millardo to Dorothy: "Here's the plan, see, we're gonna start a war with Earth, see, myah, myah, myah..." - Philip
Zaku pilot from 08th MS Team: "Those Gundams look really pissed, mabye I should ask them if they would like to come into our base for a drink." - Hadi (KnightofHeero @ aol.com)
Leo pilot: "Hmm, it's a Gundam. Mabye if I shoot at it, it will run away." - Hadi (KnightofHeero @ aol.com)
Treize to the Romefeller Foundation: "Can't we all just get along?" - Hadi (KnightofHeero @ aol.com)
The five doctors on making their first mobile suit: "Hey, why don't we make a super-fast Gundam with a built-in pizza oven so we can have one helluva pizza delivery service and call it the Delivery Gundam?" - Hadi (KnightofHeero @ aol.com)
Heero to a Leo pilot: "Let's be friends... umkay?" - The Gr8 Alberto
Heero to Wufei: "You come up with the plan... umkay?" - The Gr8 Alberto
Anyone in the Gundam universe: "Let's name our child something easy to spell, like Jen. Nah, how about Lucrezia? Yeah, that's the ticket!" - The Gr8 Alberto
Chang Wu Fei: "Man, I hope the paint job for the new Altron Nataku doesn't suck like the last one..." - Coleman Chance
Zechs to Libra gunner: "You may fire when ready." - Burke Rukes
Libra gunner to Zechs after they destroyed the city on Earth with Libra's main gun: "Do you think they'll notice it's gone, sir?" - Burke Rukes
Heero to Relena: "You wanted me to come back just so you could ask me to kill you!? You crazy bitch!" - Franz Co
Trowa Barton: "Mabye I should conserve my ammo." - Matt (Mattacuno @ aol.com)
Heero before he blows up the remaining piece of Libra: - "I... I... I will... I will... I will survive! Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive, I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give and I'll survive, I will survive! Hey hey!" - Eric Snider
Heero: "What's this button do?" (presses, BOOOM!!!) "Oops." - Enzeru T'Krys Destraa
Heero to Relena: (shiver) "Relena, I don't want to fight anymore... because... (pulls Relena closer) I see dead people." - KakrGonin

(Tallgeese II is flying straight at Libra's main cannon.)
Trieze: "This is Treize Khushrenada. Wazzzzuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp?"
Miliardo: "Wazzzzzuuuuuuuppppp?"
Dorothy: "Wasssuuuuuuuuupppppppppppp?"
Lady Une: "Wazzzzzzuuuuppp?"
Lady Une: "Wazzzzzzuuuuppp?"
Everyone: (thinking) "Why did Lady Une say wassup twice?"
Une's Therapist: "Wazzzzuuuuupppp!!!"
Treize and Miliardo: "..."
(An armistice is called, as everyone is thoroughly disturbed.) - KakrGonin

Heero: "Damn, this isn't ANYTHING like Top Gun!" - Danielle
Quatre: "This is too stressful for me. I'm gonna go have a few beers." - Danielle
Heero (laughing insanely): "Whatchu gonna do! Whatchu gonna do when I open up a can of whoop-ass on you!" - Danielle
Lady Une after Wufei killed Treize: "Oh my God! You killed Trieze! You bastard!" - Danielle
Trowa: "Damn, this lion would look GOOD on my wall!" (takes out gun and shoots lion) - Danielle
Heero to Relena: "I will kill you..." Relena (thinking): (All this over the last slice of pizza?) - KBonez316
Chang Wu Fei: "Look! The roses! They're so pretty!" - KBonez316
Quatre: "I told you not to get in my way... but you did... and that's why you died... cuz you god in my way... all I have to say to you is... GOTCHA SUCKAS!! TAKE THAT YOU MOTHER #@!&%&# YEAH BABY YEAH!" - KBonez316

(Heero steps out of his Gundam, cautiously walks to the door and knocks.)
Relena (opens door): "Heero!"
Heero: "You ready for our date? I have some great plans... first I thought we'd start by killing a few hundred Leos followed by a casual murder at a colony..." - KBonez316

Heero while hacking through computers: "Let's see... here we are, the layout of OZ's base. OK, next we have... jackpot! Porn!" - Tang Alan
Heero: "QUATRE! BOGEY ON MY SIX!!" - Eric Venezia
Heero: "OWWWW!! You big MEANIE!!" - Eric Venezia
Quatre: "I am not Sandrock, nor Sandrock Custom. I am the instrument of your defeat." - Eric Venezia
Heero: "CAREFUL!! We don't want to hurt anybody!" - Eric Venezia
Pretty much any Gundam pilot except Quatre: "All we are SAAAAYYIIIING, is give peace a CHAAAAAANCE!!" - Eric Venezia
Zechs: "Umm... director, what's my motivation?" - TrunksKing3000
Treize after Wufei breaks into his ship to fight: "Jeez, he could've used the door." (puddle forms on the floor) - TrunksKing3000
Heero: "Oh my... a Leo! Only one option... SELF-DETONATE!" - TrunksKing3000
Duo: "The God of Death is back! Please forgive me, Lord, I have sinned..." - TrunksKing3000
Trowa: "Go join the circus, I'm sick of your ugly face!" - TrunksKing3000
Wufei: "Geez! Why do I call people weak, look at my boney arms!" - TrunksKing3000
Lady Une: "Let's kill that buffoon Treize... No, it's not what Mr. Treize would want... shut up! Nuke him now! ...Stop, you mustn't kill my Mr. Treize..." - TrunksKing3000
Noin: "Die... Zechs! Die!" - TrunksKing3000
Treize after being defeated by Wufei: "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody." - Danielle
Quatre to anybody: "Die, you son of a bitch!" - Danielle
Heero to Zechs: "I could SOOO kick your ass!" - Danielle
Quatre: "You talkin' ta me?" - Danielle
Heero: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family!" - Danielle
Relena to Dorothy: "Would you shut up already! I'm sick of your 'I love wars' bullshit!" - Danielle
Dorothy: "Fighting sucks! Let's go see a movie!" - Danielle
Doctor J: "That Leo just destroyed 5 Gundams like they were nothing!" - Danielle
Trowa: "Damn it, I hate these stupid animals!" (kicks the lion in the side) - Danielle
Quatre: "Blowing stuff up, killing people... yeah!" (leans back into a reclining position) "Ahh, this is the life!" - Danielle
Quatre: "Girl you look good won't you back that azz up, you a big fine woman won't you back that azz up, call me big daddy when you back that azz up. Girl you is you playin' with? Back that azz up!" - Danielle
Heero: "OWIE!!! PAPERCUT!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!" Relena: "O.o" - Danielle
Any MS pilot: "Damn, I had to install Windows 95." - CALVINFF7KORN
Duke Dermail: "We need a title for your new position. What do you want to be called?" Relena: "I want to be queen for a day!" - Burke Rukes
Treize to Zechs on the Libra: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed." - Burke Rukes
Milliardo's war or declaration on Earth: "Greetings! We are the White Fang Constructor Fleet. Your planet will now be demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Have a nice day!" - Burke Rukes
Heero flying the Wing Zero out of the exploding fireball of the last piece of Libra: "Staying alive, staying alive! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Staying ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVE!!!" - Burke Rukes
Narrator at the beginning of the first episode of any Gundam series: "They say that life down here began up there... beyond the stars..." - Burke Rukes
Quatre: "To Earth? Are you saying you want to go to Earth, Heero?"

Treize Faction OZ troops singing and dancing: "We're the soldiers of Treize Faction, we angle for some action, we do routines and battle scenes without the merest distraction! We dine well here in Luxennbourg a lot, we eat ham and jam and spam a lot! We're the soldiers of Treize Faction, our fights are quite an attraction, but many times the Virgos make a line and Treize Faction becomes a smaller fraction! We're opera mad in Luxembourg, we sing from the diaphram with deep wooooooorrrrrds. In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable, but against mobile dolls we often fall and aren't anywhere as cool as Clark Gable! It's a busy life in Luxenbourg, until we get Romefeller's surrender word!"
Quatre: "On second thought, let us not go to Earth. It is a silly place." - Burke Rukes

Heero cowering in the corner, crying, and being slapped by Relena: "Okay, okay, I won't kill you. Just please stop hitting me (sniff)." - Trowa173
Trowa to Relena when Heero is away: "You know what they say about Gundams with big guns, right?" (winks) - Trowa173
Heero after he rips up Relena's invitation: "I will kill you............ (begins to giggle). I was just kidding. You should have seen the look on your face." (starts cracking up) - Trowa173
Any Maganac pilot: "Master Quatre, that was great piloting out there! (Quatre leaves the scene). Little does that pacifist bastard know, I am robbing him blind. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Trowa173
Quatre: (slams fists on controls) "Sandrock......YOU SUCK!" - Trowa173
WuFei: "Fellow pilots, I've made a decision about my future. I want to give up fighting and become an interior decorator." - Trowa173
Any Leo pilot: "Its a Gundam!!! WOOHOO!! I've been wanting to see one of these things for a while. Excuse me, Mister Gundam Pilot, could you hold still for a second, so I can take a picture? Your MS just looks so damn cool!" - Trowa173
The five Gundam scientists, arms linked, skipping through a hangar: "We're off to build a Gundam, a wonderful Gundam for OZ!" - Crtmn19
Heero singing the 'Thong Song' to Relena - Thomas Conner
Any civilian in Gundam Wing upon seeing Eypon: "Godzilla! ...err... EYPON!" - Thomas Conner
Zechs to Libra gunner: "Their shields are down, Scotty, FIRE!" - Thomas Conner
Quatre (after laughing insanely and killing everyone in sight): "MY BAD! I'll clean up later..." - Thomas Conner

Heero: "I'll kill you."
Relena: "Go ahead, make my day."
Heero: "That didn't sound right..." - Thomas Conner

Duo to Heero during the attack on Libra: "Heero, after this, you better get rid of that spandex or I am slicing you in half!" - AsgardGolem
Hilde to Duo when Duo saves her from Vayeate and Mercurius: "Romeo, Romeo!" - AsgardGolem
Quatre to Trowa when they surrender to each other: "Damn right you should surrender!" - AsgardGolem
Heero to Relena: "Relena, get off of me!" - Genesis Gale
Quatre after blowing up a colony: "Ooops, my bad!" - Genesis Gale
Wufei to himself: "I'm happy with myself and the job I'm doing." - OtakuUY
Any Leo or Zaku pilot: "Do we do anything useful?" - OtakuUY
Quatre: "I feel like... shooting something... small." - OtakuUY
Zechs: "Do I remind you of anyone?" - OtakuUY
Heero: "Do you think the buster rifles are a bit of 'over-kill'?" - OtakuUY Heero: "Zero, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?" - OtakuUY
Zechs after riding the Tallgeese for the first time: "I had a heart attack! A heart attack!! I'm 19, for chrissake!!" - OtakuUY
Heero to the other Gundam pilots: "If we put our Gundams together we'll form the Ultra-Super Wing Gundam!!" - OtakuUY
Relena: "This is one of those times where I wish I had a gun!" - MCCOLGDEB
Hiro: "I will not self destruct or kill..." - MCCOLGDEB
Hiro: "Relina, I am attracted to you. Let's go do it in the Wing." - MCCOLGDEB
Wufei: "Lay off, lady! You're way too strong for me!" - Watcher
Wufei at Victoria Training Center, presses button to blow it up, he hears a boom from a long distance away: "Huh? MY GUNDAM!! NOOOOOOO!!!!" - Shinji Ikari The 10 O'Clock Assassin

Wufei surrounded by hyenas at night in Wing Episode 4: "GET AWAY FROM ME, WEALKINGS!!"
Hyenas: "YOU TALKIN' TO US?!" (they rip poor Wufei to shreds as he screams in pain)
Noin: "Dummy..." - Shinji Ikari The 10 O'Clock Assassin

Treize in his tub: "And while you're at it, could you get me some strawberry bubble bath?"
Lady Une: "Get your own damn bubble bath, you sexless jerk!"
- Shinji Ikari The 10 O'Clock Assassin

Any G Gundam character pulling out a gun on Heero: "I'll kill you. Heh-heh-heh..." - Shinji Ikari The 10 O'Clock Assassin
Trowa fighting in his Gundam: "I will destroy you all. (Heavyarms runs out of ammo.) 'o'" (All the Leos, etc., surround his Gundam. And his Gundam starts doing magic tricks.) - Shinji Ikari The 10 O'Clock Assassin
Heero with self-destruct control in hand: "Mission... ABORTED!!! Screw this!" - Kamon Marquise
Zechs to carrier pilot when he first sees the Wing in jet mode: "No, no missiles for him... and no soup for you!" - Kamon Marquise
Milliardo to Karcs: "You talkin' to me?" - Kamon Marquise
Tubarov to Une at the lunar base: "Fell lucky, punk?" - Kamon Marquise
Heero to Relena: "I'll be back." (followed by him ramming through the entrance with his Gundam's fist, killing Relena.) - Vegetrunks2001

Lady Une (standing there with her head lowered while Treize is sitting in his bathtub): "I'll send for more bath oils...
Treize: "Forget t
he bath oils, why don't you come in here and back that azz up?" - Thomas Conner
Relena: "Omae o korosu." - Clamup7004

Heero (in episode #48 of Gundam Wing): "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Millardo: "Your faith in the Zero system is yours."
Trowa (to himself): "That sounds familiar..." - Clamup7004

Doctor J: "Use the Force, Heero!" Heero: "......Don't make me come over there and kill you." - Clamup7004
Doctor J: "No." Heero: "Oh, c'mon! Just gimme the keys to the Wing Zero!" - Phil Zechs: "Hey, Noin, wanna see MY Tallgeese?" - Phil
(Duo Maxwell, Amuro Ray, and Domon Kasshu singing "Big Pimpin'" with Duo as Jay-Z, Amuro as Bun B, and Domon as Pimp C.) - TommyPR5

Heero to Zechs: "Yep, has a 6-cylinder boost... nice polishing t0o, eh?"
Zechs: "Hm... still, I got a whip."
Heero (mumbling): "'I got a whip'... darn sissy..." - Mew0489

Heero to Relena at a really exclusive club: "So, you get me a six pack, and I won't shoot you, okay?"
Relena: "Nah. You claim you will, but you can't do it, coward."
Heero: "Coward?" (pulls trigger) "See ya in hell..." - Mew0489

(When the Gundams flip...)
Heero: "Hey, buddies! You wanna go crash an OZ party?"
Duo: "Nah... hey, wait a minute... where's that peaceful guy at?"
(Cut to:)
Quatre: "Hehehehe... stupid Leos... hey... NO! Magaunacs!!" (sees some of his troops get shot down) "Oh well..." (reaches for self-detonator) "What do I do again? Press the red one or the blue one...?" - Mew0489

Treize: "Hmm... so, you think you're good enough for Epyon?" Heero (shakes violently): "Ye... yes..." (sees a rat) "EEEP!!" - Mew0489

Duo: "You know the difference between you and me?"
Heero: "What?"
Duo: "I make this look good." - LordFuFu89 ~Editor's note: actually, Duo would say this!!~

Heero to Doctor J when first viewing the Wing Gundam: "You want me to do WHAT?! With that piece of junk?" - Allison
Duo (after watching Trowa blow up Deathscythe): "Wait! What the hell am I crying for? It's only a stupid machine." - Allison
Any Gundam Wing Gundam pilot when spotting a Leo: "RUN AWAY!!!" - Allison
Quatre (after blowing up a colony): "Payback's a BITCH!!!" - Allison
Heero: "Let's stop the feudin' and the fussin'." - MasterLink34
Duo: "All this black is just so depressing!" - MasterLink34
Trowa (sticks his hand in the case with the lion and starts petting it): "Beasts only bare their fangs at enemies. (lion bits his hand off) AHHHHGG!!" - MasterLink34
Circus Ringleader: "Trowa, you're fired." Trowa: "What? You can't fire me. You're nothing without me!" - MasterLink34
Aires pilot to another Aires pilot who's aiming at Shenlong: "No! No! Don't shoot him, you'll only make him mad!" - Chris (Wuwar6844 @ aol.com)
Quatre during his insane stage: "Holy shit! Heero...! They put a floor in the sky with lil' turtles swimming around!" - Chris (Wuwar6844 @ aol.com)
Heero in Wing Zero: "I need to get to the OZ base, where is it, Zero? (all screens go black and in green letters is 'Follow the white rabbit') ...but... I killed it, though... ('then follow the retreating hordes of Leo suits') Oooooooh..." - Chris (Wuwar6844 @ aol.com)
Zechs to Heero during their saber battle in Antarctica: "Ahh, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." - Chris (Wuwar6844 @ aol.com)
Doctor J wearing a kilt and war paint, to the Gundam pilots and the other scientists: "They may take our lives... but they will NEVER TAKE OUR GUNDAMS!!!" - Chris (Wuwar6844 @ aol.com)
Treize to Romefeller's mobile doll supporters: "Ya know! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO TAKE A SIMPLE WAR AND MAKE IT ALL SCREWED UP AND CONFUSING!" - Chris (Wuwar6844 @ aol.com)
Wu Fei: "Boy, my self-esteem has been great since that 12-step program." - WsDCtalk586
Heero: "You know what, Relena?" Relena: "What?" Heero: "Chickenbutt." (shoots Relena) - WsDCtalk586
General Septem (dubbed): "I'm aware that my voice is inhumanly nasal and gravelly, so I'll try to be brief..." - GalahadPC
Heero to Relena: "Zero has shown me that after 49 episodes of romantic tension, I'm not going to kiss you even once, so back off." - GalahadPC
Heero to Trowa: "The only way to live a good life is to act on your emotions - like the way I laugh insanely after killing someone, or tear up pretty girls' birthday invitations. And you can see how well-adjusted I am." - GalahadPC
Duo: "Guys, I'm the only one of us who isn't riddled with angst, and I'm starting to feel left out whenever you all get deep and thoughtful." - GalahadPC
Trowa: "I'm just going to swing by a barber shop and have these bangs trimmed back about a foot or two so I can finally see what the hell's in front of me." - GalahadPC
Trowa: "Whose the best of us Gundam pilots? Let's have a show of hands: who hasn't had their Gundam trashed or blown up...? Yeah, I thought so." - GalahadPC
Trowa: "For Halloween, I only have to rotate my hair around and then I can go as Vegeta." - GalahadPC
Trowa to Catherine: "Of all the relationships you could have invented for us while I was amnesiac, you had to make yourself my sister?!" - GalahadPC
Quatre: "I'm tired of leading you all by the hand everywhere. You're on your own, losers." - GalahadPC
Quatre to Relena, after meeting her on Earth: "Yeah, Heero's told me all about you. So, I don't suppose you have a thing for musically gifted, peace-minded, royal, wealthy, really nice guys, do you? I mean, it's not like you and he are really compatible at all and you're real pretty and stuff..." - GalahadPC
Quatre: "Shit, I need a drink." - GalahadPC
Quatre after the destruction of a colony: "It's as though several thousand souls cried out at once, and then, were silenced." - GalahadPC
Anyone after the destruction of a colony: "You did it, you finally did it! You blew it up... damn you!! Damn you all to hell!!!" - GalahadPC
Wufei: "United we stand, divided we fall!" - GalahadPC
Relena: "Heero keeps saying he's going to kill me. Do you suppose he wants me to stop following him everywhere?" - GalahadPC
Pegan to Relena, as their plane is being fired on by Aires suits in Antarctica: "Am I getting hazard pay for any of this?" - GalahadPC
Treize: "I can't believe people buy into this nonsensical pseudo-philosophical crap I'm always spewing." - GalahadPC

Treize: "Traditions are based on the deep true feelings of people, etc., etc."
Duke Dermail: "Just what are you getting at, Treize?"
Treize: "I don't know - I lost track about three minutes ago... I was sort of hoping you could help me with that." - GalahadPC

Anyone: "You're very quiet, Treize. What's your opinion on this?" - GalahadPC
Duke Dermail: "Of course I understand what you're saying." - GalahadPC
Generic MS pilot: "Bullets don't seem to damage the Gundams at all... mabye I'm not just shooting enough bullets." - GalahadPC
Lady Une, briefing OZ soldiers: "Now as we see with the example of Superman and the bank robbers... if your bullets aren't hurting the Gundams, throwing your guns won't hurt them either..." - GalahadPC
Zechs to Dorothy aboard the Libra: "Remind me... why the hell am I keeping you around?" - GalahadPC
Howard: "For some reason, I'm always being mistaken for this fellow named Master Roshi." (or Kamesennin Mutenroshi if you insist) - GalahadPC

Catherine, as she does her knife-throwing act: "At least try to look a little scared."
Trowa: "Scared? You want me to be scared? What am I, your personal entertainer? Do I amuse you? Do you think I'm here for your f***ing amusement?! Do you think I'm some kind of clown?!" - GalahadPC

OZ rookie: "What happens if I see a Gundam?"
OZ veteran: "Wet your pants, then die." - GalahadPC

Duo: "I wear a priest's collar, and call myself the God of Death. Get it? It's what's known as irony." - GalahadPC
Wufei after a battle: "Nataku, you did well today and I must say that... wait a minute... why the hell am I talking to this thing?!" - Chibi Pegasus (Zato16 @ yahoo.com)
Doctor J: "For the last time, I am NOT Julius Irving! How the hell am I supposed to dribble a basketball with this metal hand?!" - Burke Rukes
Wing Zero and Epyon (if they could talk): "Biiiggg huuuggg!!!" - DexAntares

Duo: "I think I'll go raise rabbits."
Heero: "I think I'll start a petting zoo."
Wufei: "I think I'll join a youth club."
Trowa: "I think I'll become a monk."
Quatre: "I think I'll go join the NRA."
(Quatre and Trowa exchange confused glances.) - DexAntares

Duo: "I hate being called the God of Death. I like the God of Annoyance better." - ABG
Zechs: "Heero, go ahead, kill my sister." - ABG
Wufei to himself: "I wonder if people are weak." - ABG

Noin: "Quatre, will you come with me?"
Quatre: "Where to?"
Noin: "Outer space."
Quatre: "You wish." - ABG