Chris Carter's Gundam Wing: Heero would spend the series trying to discover the meaning of the ZERO system, Zechs wouldn't realize Relena's his sister and be looking for her, and Treize would only be shown in shadowy profiles. - Dubird

George Lucas' Gundam Wing: During the final battle, Doctor J is heard urging Heero to use Zero, while Millardo flies after him, breathing heavily. Just before Millardo shoots Heero down, Wufei comes out of nowhere and shoots Millardo into deep space. Heero destroys the Libra with a single shot... and gets a medal for it. And nothing else. - Clamup7004

Quentin Tarantino's Gundam: Pretty much the same as the original Gundam, as Amuro and Char will sport those cool retro-hip bell bottom flares. Whenever a mobile suit blows up, a brutally violent scene of the poor pilot in the cockpit getting carbonized will be shown. When Lala Sun dies, Char will get "Medieval" on Amuro, and will bind him up and cut off his ear. - Antony Max Hernandez

James Cameron's Gundam: Will be the most expensive production ever made when James, for the sake of realism, actuallly builds a space colony, and then drops it on Australia. Leonardo Di Caprio will star as (gag!) Char. - Antony Max Hernandez

Gregg Araki's Gundam: Pretty much the same thing as Gundam Wing, in EVERY respect. - Antony Max Hernandez

David Lynch's Gundam: Whatever this turns out to be, three things are certain: It will have a cool Angelo Badalamenti soundtrack, Zum Daikun will breathe menacingly from an oxygen bottle when he drops space colonies on earth, and Char's flashbacks of Lala will be more disturbing and convoluted than the ending of Evangelion. - Antony Max Hernandez

Almodovar's Gundam: The whole Lala Sun deal will be resolved in a hilarious and rather graphic full-penetration threesome. - Antony Max Hernandez

Wayne Wang's Gundam: Will be a great success even though nobody will actually see it. - Antony Max Hernandez

Tim Burton's Gundam: Will have a crappy retro 50's style Gundam and will be a huge commercial and critical disaster. - Antony Max Hernandez

Andrej Kielslowski's Gundam: Will take place in three movies and the Gundam will be three different colors to correspont to the three different movies. - Antony Max Hernandez

Kevin Smith's Gundam: Amuro and Char are comic book reading clerks working at a mall in a futuristic space colony. When both of them fall in love with a lesbian named Lala Sun, wackiness ensues in the form of blue humor and witty, cutting edge dialogue. - Antony Max Hernandez

Paul Verhoeven's Gundam: Will be pretty much the same as the original series, but will have Brain Powerd's opening credits. - Antony Max Hernandez

Todd Solondz's Gundam: Will deconstruct the rivalry between Amuro and Char by exploring their disturbing childhood traumas. Mobile suit battles will be replaced by masturbation and pedophilia scenes. - Antony Max Hernandez

Vim Vender's Gundam: Will be more convoluted and harder to understand than the original series. After watching it, you will go down to a local coffee shop and debate the meaning of the film with some goateed junkie for 4 solid hours. - Antony Max Hernandez

Spike Lee's Gundam: Will actually have black people in it. Char Aznable, played by Denzel Washington, will fight the "Federation Establishment" by throwing a large, asteroid sized trash can through the glass portion of a space colony. - Antony Max Hernandez

Robert Altman's Gundam: Will have a lot of fanfare upon it's release but it will suck. And suck BAD. - Antony Max Hernandez

Martin Scorsese's Gundam: Won't use mobile suits. The war between the Zions and the Federation will be fought by loud, foul-mouthed Italians using shotguns and pistols. Joe Pesci will play Amuro and Robert DeNiro will play Char. - Antony Max Hernandez

Ron Howard's Gundam: Won't be a good film at all. Suprisingly, nobody will dislike the movie either. The great thing about his Gundam film is that it will feature realistic zero-gravity effects. - Antony Max Hernandez

Oliver Stone's Gundam: Will blame the United States government for the upcoming war between the Federation and the Zions, using confusing, albeit beautiful direction. The media will make Char a hero after he drops a space colony on Earth. - Antony Max Hernandez

Robert Rodriguez's Gundam: Will be a masterpiece even though it will be filmed entirely in a Mexican border town for less than $2000. - Antony Max Hernandez

George Lucas's Gundam: Will be loaded with special effects and amazing battle scenes even better than the original anime. Unfortunately, Haro will have a much larger role and will talk in a Carribbean accent for some unknown reason. - Antony Max Hernandez

The Farrelly Brothers' Gundam: Will feature Amuro and Char fighting over a cute waif named Lala Sun, played by Cameron Diaz. Great scene where Char Aznable uses his own bodily fluids to embarass Amuro before the big date! - Antony Max Hernandez

The Cohen Brothers' Gundam: Will be set in rural Minnesota and will be a huge waste of time for anybody who sees it except for the 3% of the audience who are film snobs and will love it for some reason. Frances McDormand will play Char, and Nicolas Cage will be Amuro. - Antony Max Hernandez

Walt Disney's Gundam: Will be animated, but believe me won't be nearly as cool as the original. Most of the audience will walk out when Bright Noah and Amuro break into a Elton John-written song. - Antony Max Hernandez

Stephen Spielberg's Gundam: Will be a beautiful film, with excellent special effects and a sweeping score. A sure Academy Award winner. The only real difference will be the bad guys will NOT be named the "Zions". - Antony Max Hernandez

J. Michael Straczynski's Gundam: Fans will love it, but it won't rate, and it will finish prematurely. He will be offered a chance to make Zeta Gundam, but will get in an argument with the execs and walk out. - Andrew Dynon

Chris Carter's Gundam: The Federation leaders are secretly working for the Zions. Char accquires a ten-pack-a-day tobacco addiction. - Andrew Dynon

Joss Whedon's Gundam: For every generation there is a chosen one. When one series ends, the next Gundam pilot will be called... (hey, wait a minute!) - Andrew Dynon

John Woo's Gundam: The RX-78 will carry a beam rifle in each hand, and fly through the air sideways, guns blazing, with the enemy Zakus dying with bloody, excruciating agony. Particular hand-to-hand combat scenes will be in slow motion. Also, characters, especially Char, will wear capes or large coats so that the "blowing in the wind, slow motion walking intro" can be used to full effect. Sunglasses and toothpicks will also be used to accentuate character "coolness." - Anonymous

Jerry Bruckheimer's Gundam: It would take place in Alcatraz, where Anavel Gato and his band of renegade Zeons would hold California hostage and if their demands aren't met, they would launch a nuclear missile from the Gundam Physalis straight into L.A. Obviously, Nicholas Cage would star as Kou Uraki, who is sent with some old Zeon fugitive played by Sean Connery.