Gundam Crossovers We'll Never See (and we hope stay that way)

GundamW/Sheep in the big city: Dorothy: BAD SHEEP! VERY BAD SHEEP!! **hits Sheep with her steel wool eybrows** Sheep:baa! **runs like hell** - The Allmighty Sock Puppet

GundamW/the Beatles: Deathscythe: Across the UUUNIVEEERRRSSSEEEEE!!!! - The Allmighty Sock Puppet

GundamW/dubbed Cardcaptor Sakura: KEEEEEErOW: Expect the unexpect..**all the gundam stomp on the evil dub creature** AAAAAAAGGHHH!! I COULDN'T BE IN MORE PAIN AAAHHH!! AHHH!!! - The Allmighty Sock Puppet

Gundam Wing/Powerpuff Girls: "Okay, who's the wise guy who put ZERO system in Dynamo?" - Tomoko Tsujimoto

Gundam Wing/Mononoke-Hime: Heero: "I'll kill you." Relena: "You're beautiful." - Tomoko Tsujimoto

Gundam Wing/Card Captor Sakura: "Return to the guise you were destined to be in! Smoldering pile of scrap metal!!!" - Tomoko Tsujimoto

Gundam Wing/Escaflowne-(Two guys trained to kill in battle. Both psycotic, and are in denial of all emotion. One with flying Gundam that has big gun. The other a dragon machine. Who will win the battle...) *BOOM* (Nevermind) -Usagi *Hitomi* Tsukino

Gundam Wing/Super Man: It's a bird, its a plane, no it's a GUNDAM! - Akari

Gundam Wing/Monty Python & The Holy Grail:*King Arthur and the Knights of the round table spot a gundam* Run Away!Run Away! - Akari

Gundamwing/Televised Golf; Announcer: *whisper* Duo is par for the space port. If he gets complete destruction in one blow on this, he goes home with the green blades! - Turquoise_silver

Gundam Wing/Richard Simmons Special; Richard Simmons: Work it people!!! Wufei: HAH! I AM NO LONGER WEAK!!! - Turquoise_silver

Gundam Wing/Shakespearian thing; My kingdom for a gundam! - Turquoise_silver

Gundam Wing / Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz: "Okay... what exactly is going on here?" - Christopher Burkhart (alkaiser_24@yahoo.com)

Gundam Wing / Home Improvement: "That is the LAST time I'm hiring that guy to fix Wing Zero!" - Christopher Burkhart (alkaiser_24@yahoo.com)

Gundam Wing / dubbed Dragonball Z: "Tag along... on my trip to ANOTHER DIMENSION!" - Christopher Burkhart (alkaiser_24@yahoo.com)

Gundam Wing / the WWF: "Wing Zero 3:16 says I just buster rifled your bee-hind." - Christopher Burkhart (alkaiser_24@yahoo.com)

Gundam Wing / Armored Core: "IT'S A... ...say, what IS that thing, anyway? It doesn't LOOK dangerous... (BOOM!)" - Christopher Burkhart (alkaiser_24@yahoo.com)

Gundam Wing / Captain Planet: "The Power Is... AAAAAAHHHH!!! (BOOM!)" - Christopher Burkhart (alkaiser_24@yahoo.com)

Mobile Suit Gundam / Gundam Wing: "Is it just me or are we having deja vu?" - Christopher Burkhart (alkaiser_24@yahoo.com)

Gundam Wing / Bond movies: Duo: "My name is Maxwell. Duo Maxwell." Hiro: "Do you really expect the Earth to surrender?" Zechs: "No, Mr. Yuy. I expect them to die." - Philip

Gundam Wing / Pokemon: "Death Scyther, I choose you!" - Joe Torre

Gundam Wing / The Flintstones: "Sorry Duo, you can't be Grand Pumba." - Joe Torre

Gundam Wing / The Crocodile Hunter: "Look at the coloration on this mobile suit. By crickey, she's a beaut!" Duo: "Um... can you let go of my Gundam? I need to go fight now." - Joe Torre

Gundam Wing / Powerpuff Girls: (O.K, no one will watch this... ever.) - Joe Torre

Gundam Wing / Who Wants to be a Millionaire: "Who wants to be a Peacemillionaire?" - Joe Torre

Gundam Wing / Sabrina the Teenage Witch: "You turned my Gundam into a what?!?" - Joe Torre

Gundam Wing / Reboot: "Blast it! That's a tough enemy! I might take hundreds of nanoseconds to beat it! It might even take... *gasp* a whole SECOND!" - Laisia Laurant (animestarre@aol.com)

Gundam Wing / Sailor Moon: "Zero Star Power!!!!" (Wing Zero starts spinning around, surrounded by moving patterns and colors, ends up in a sailor fuku. You see, it should be HEERO in that fuku, not his Gundam! *smirk*) - Laisia Laurant (animestarre@aol.com)

Gundam Wing / Fushigi Yuugi: "Sure, I'll go destroy the mobile dolls for ya. But how much will ya pay me for it? You've gotta gimme money for this one!" - Laisia Laurant (animestarre@aol.com)

Gundam Wing / Thundercats: "WHAT IS THAT?!?! Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight! I'm going to battle it. Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats..." (buster rifle to the head) - LordFuFu89

Gundam Wing / WWF: Jerry the King Lawler: "THE BIG SHOW IS GOING TO GIVE WING ZERO A CHOKE SLAM TO HELL!!!" (BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM) Jim Ross: "AND HE DID! THE BIG SHOW CHOKE-SLAMMED WING ZERO TO HELL!!!" Big Show raises his hand: "BIG show RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" - LordFuFu89

Gundam Wing / Scooby Doo: "Jinkies, IT"S A GUNDAM!!!" - Justin

Gundam Wing / Evangelion: Pretty depressed teenagers in mecha versus... pretty depressed teenagers in mecha. - Andrew

Any UC Gundam series / Gundam Wing: Duo: "What the hell is a newtype... AAAHHH!!!" - Andrew

Any UC Gundam series / Gundam Wing: "It's a Zero system!" "No, it's a psycommu!" "ZERO SYSTEM!!!" "PSYCOMMU!!!" "ZERO SYS---" *BOOM* "I told you it was a psycommu..." - Clamup7004

Gundam Wing / Austin Powers 2: "Mini Me, stop humping the buster rifle." - Neo J. Menasor

Gundam Wing / Survivor: Heero: "I vote we kick Relena off the show. All in favor, say aye." Outstanding chorus of people from the Gundam universe: "AYE!" - SwanGirl7@aol.com

Gundam Wing / Titanic: Heero (standing by the rail of a ship): "I'll kill you, Relena." (He shoves her over the side.) Relena (as she plummets into the water): "Wow! It feels like I'm flying!" Heero: "Good, she's dead! Now I really am the King of the World!" - SwanGirl7@aol.com

Gundam Wing / Braveheart: (Gundam Deathscythe turns around and bends over, mooning its Taurus enemies.) - SwanGirl7@aol.com

Gundam Wing / Macross: Captain Global: "Fire main gun!!" Heero: "Oohh... shit." - Gail-chan

Gundam Wing / Ronin Warriors: Heero in Wing Zero: "NO! We can never let the enemy get ahold of the WHITE BUSTER RIFLE!!" - Megan

Gundam Wing / Looney Tunes: (Heero and Duo are in a forest with their Gundams pulling paper notice signss off of trees. Heero pulls off a sign that says "Deathscythe Hell Season." Duo pulls off the "Deathscythe Hell Season" to reveal another sign that says "Wing Zero Season." Heero pulls off yet another piece of paper revealing the sign "Epyon Season.") - Megan

Gundam Wing / Highlander: Heero (after slicing off Tallgeese's head): There can be only one. Ha! Ha! Ha! (lightning strikes - Wing Gundam draining energy from Tallgeese) - David B. Jones

Gundam Wing / Digimon: "Deathscythemon, Digivolve to... Deathscythehellmon!!!" - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)

Gundam Wing / Spider Man: "My ZERO system is tingling!!!" - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)

Gundam Wing / Star Trek: "ZERO, I need more power!" - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)

Gundam Wing / Tenchi Muyo: Ryoko: "Hey Ayeka, where's Tenchi?" Ayeka: "I don't know... who's that?" Ryoko: "Oh, it's just my friend Heero." Ayeka: "SCREW TENCHI!!! I'M GOING AFTER THAT GUY!!!" Ryoko: "YES, Tenchi is mine!!!" - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)

Gundam Wing / Austin Powers 2: Duo (speaking about Hilde, with his pinkie on his lip and a silly Doctor Evil accent): "I shall call her... (big dramatic pause) ...Mini-Noin!" - SwanGirl7

Gundam Wing / SNL's Mango sketch: Wu Fei (dressed in sparkly gold shorts): "Can you hold a rainbow in your hand? No! Such is Wu Fei! Nobody gets the Wu Fei!" (slaps his glittery bum with his gloved hand.) - SwanGirl7

Gundam Wing / Scooby Doo: OZ: "And we would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those pesky kids and their pacifist pup!" - Amanda

Gundam Wing / MechWarrior 2: Khan: "Where did those freebirth Inner Sphere get that kind of 'Mech?" Milliardo (in the Tallgeese): "I challenge you to the Circle of Equals!" - T'Krys Destraa

Gundam Wing / Sailor Moon: Dorothy: "Dorothy Eyebrow POWER!!!!!!!!" (Long weird transformation scene.) "Ha, monster! In the name of OZ, Romefeller, my grandfather, Mr. Treize, Ms. Relena, Ms. Noin, Lady Une, my father, anyone else related to me, Mr. Milliardo, and the Gundam pilots, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!! Dorothy Eyebrow MAGIC!!!" (Magically her eyebrows form a little discus and she kills her enemy with it.) - Catherine Catalonia

Gundam Wing / Voltron: Citizens: "Yay! Voltron has arrived! Wait... (see Gundams) ...what're those? Screw the legendary Voltron, we want these guys to fight for us!" - Dave

Gundam Wing / Dragonball Z: Goku: "Kame Hame..." *flash from buster rifle* Heero: "Ha." - Dave

Gundam Wing / Slayers: Lina Inverse: "DRAGON SLAVE!" Wing Zero: "STOMP!" - Dave

Gundam Wing / X-Files: Mulder: "Scully, I've had a vision from the future. I believe that in the future, people with fight with giant humanoid machines. Can you explain this? What is the meaning of my vision?" Scully: "Mulder, that's impossible..." Duo (announcing from Deathscythe): "That's right, those machines are already here!" *slice* - Dave

Gundam Wing / Appleseed: (I know it's a stretch) Heero: "They're threatening the colonies, they must die." Appleseed: "Those are some big suits. We're screwed." - Dave

Gundam Wing / Sailor Moon: "That thing's got the spirit of Sailor Saturn in it!" - Danielle

Gundam Wing / Dragonball Z: "I've never seen Shenlong look THAT scary before!" - Danielle

Gundam Wing / Pokemon: "There's a jinx that when you see a Pikachu, you won't come out alive. What kind of crackhead would get beaten by a yellow fuzzball?" - Danielle

Gundam Wing / The Sixth Sense: (eerie whisper) "I see Gundam Pilots..." - Shinigami-chan

Gundam Wing / Disney: (Heero walks up with happy talking animal characters.) Herro: "I am not singing." - Gail-chan

Macross: Do Yo Remember Love / Gundam Wing: Relena: "Heero, we must bring peace between Oz, the Zentran and Meltran!!" Heero: "I agree, but.... I AM NOT WEARING THAT SKIMPY DRESS AND SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Gail-chan

Gundam Wing / Yoroiden: (Ryo points the katana at Heero. Heero points the gun at Ryo. Both are glaring at each other.) - Kia Purity

Gundam Wing / Powerpuff Girls (the version everyone WOULD want to see! hehehe!): Narrator: "The city of Townsville... IS UNDER ATTACK BY A HUGE ROBOT LOOKING THING!!!" (Wing Zero from above aims twin buster rifle and fires... *BBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM* The entire city is vaporized. The End.) - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)