Why did the chicken cross the road? GW Style!

Heero: Maybe it wants to die. I suggest you find yourself a KFC. - bloodscorpion_111

Wufei: Because its weak mind told it to. - Turquoise_silver

(sequel to above) Chicken: *cluck* (To get away from that weak minded fool!) - Turquoise_silver

Chicken: *cluck* (I AM A FRICKIN ROOSTER MORONS!!!) - Turquoise_silver

Duo: I got a little hungry... *smirk* *burp* - Turquoise_silver

Heero: Chicken o korosu. - Andrew Dynon

Wu Fei: Because it is weak. - Andrew Dynon

Lady Une: Because it is a worthless colony chicken. - Andrew Dynon

Relena: Chicken, remember to come back and kill me! - Andrew Dynon

Relena: The chicken believes in absolute pacifism, and therefore crosses the road, knowing that the cars will not run it over. Everyone, we must follow the chicken's example and cross the road! - Andrew Dynon

Duo: So Shinigami can introduce it to 11 herbs and spices :9 - Les R.

Manguanac Corps: To sacrifice itself for Master Quatre's dinner, such a noble bird. - Les R.

Trowa: Because it saw my Gundam, and it knows what must happen now. *BRATATATATATATATATAT (more gratuitous machine-gun sound effects)* - Les R.

Heero: According to the Zero System, it had no future on the other side. - ROBOTICK

ROBOTICK: Being in Wing, it was probably confused about which side to be on. - ROBOTICK

Duo: Because it chose to tag along on my journey into Hell. - Philip

Treize: Because its life wasn't devoid of meaning. - Philip

Heero: So he could shoot Relena! - Danielle

Heero: Chicken egg level grade Triple A, target locked on, fire! - GunBuster718

Wufei: To save Master Long and the others! - GunBuster718

Trowa: Because I was on the other side, and it doesn't have to fear me because I am not his enemy. - Megan

Zechs: Because the chicken is my friend, but when my mask breaks it can no longer be my friend. - Megan

Heero: Because when I self-detonated it wasn't really me... it was the chicken... I was hoping for some dinner. - Megan

Treize: The other side of the road is the final frontier, just like space. - Megan

Hilde: Well... I couldn't find a steak for Duo... soooo... (puts her arms behind her back and rocks on her feet) - Megan

Dorothy: Obviously because it hates war, therefore it must DIE. Heeeeere chicken chicken chicken... - Megan

Quatre: Because it feels it is too kind. - Megan

Duo: It's a chicken... who cares, unless it's on my plate... (calls) HILDE!!! - Megan

Quatre: This side of the road is precious. Do you realize what you just did? - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

Zechs/Milliardo: Because it IS the superior chicken. - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

Saint Une: Don't be afraid, chicken. Let OZ protect you. Evil Une: Heh-heh-heh... stupid bird. - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

Treize: Oh, and could you get me some rose-scentes soap, please? - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

Sally: Good afternoon, chicken. I'm here to pick you up. - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

Wufei: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU SPINELESS CHICKEN!! Dorothy: Uh... boneless chicken, you fool! (gracious munches on her grilled chicken sandwich) - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

Noin: (smacks the chicken) I didn't train you to be a mecha pilot just so you can cross the damn road! Now, get out there and fight those Gundams! - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

Tubarov: The time for chickens is over! Now we shall use the Mobile Roosters! - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin