A Gundam Wing Thanksgiving
Quatre: Hey Duo!
Duo: *looks up as heís getting out of his car* Hey! So ya ready?
Quatre: *puzzled look* Ready for what?
Duo: Relenaís cooking our Thanksgiving dinner this year.
Quatre: Oh. *shudders* Well, maybe sheís gotten better.
Duo: Maybe weíll luck out and sheíll set the kitchen on fire. *rings the doorbell*
Dubird: *opening the door* Hey guys! Youíre just in time.
Duo: Darn! I wanted to be late.
Quatre: *nudges Duo* Shh!
Du: *L* Donít worry. Weíve been helping her.
Quatre: But didnít you blow up the kitchen last time you made cookies?
Du: Well....sortta. *sheepish look* But it wasnít my kitchen!
Duo: Ummm....yeah. Ok. *looks into the living room to see Heero, Trowa, and Zechs watching a blank TV* Hey guys! Whereís the football game?
Heero and Trowa: *looking at each other* [........]
Zechs: I was wondering what was wrong.
Duo: *rolls eyes* Oi! *switches the TV on and finds a football game*
Wufei: *comes in from the kitchen* What are you watching?
Duo: Football! Itís an American tradition! So whereís Sally?
Wufei: How should I know?
Sally: *comes in behind Wufei and leans her arm on his shoulder* Heís kidding of course. *G* Iíve been helping Relena. She was confused on how to cook the corn.
Duo: Nani? Donít you just take them out of the can and put them in the microwave?
Sally: Well, yeah. *rolls eyes* She needs a lot of help!
5 GW boys and Zechs: *look at each other nervously*
Du: Hey yaíll! Come and get it!
*they enter the dining room to find a beautiful set-up, with lots of different delicious looking food on the table*
Duo: Wow! Real food!
Noin: *sets the rolls on the table* Thanks. *G* Relena might just make a good cook with a little practice.
Duo: You mean like between now and Doomsday?
Du: *whacks Duo on the back of the head* *ahem*
Relena: *comes in with the turkey* Hi everyone! *sets the turkey on the table and looks at Noin* Now what?
Noin: You need to carve it.
Relena: Oh yeah! Umm.....how?
Heero: Iíll do it. *leaves the room*
Everyone: *looks at each other and shrugs*
*A loud humming sound is heard and the room starts to shake*
Zechs: Rebel attack?
Duo: Elephant stampede??
*everyone looks at Duo*
Wufei: No more Animal Planet for you, Maxwell.
*the roof is suddenly opened like a can lid to reveal Wing Zero standing outside*
*everyone runs for cover*
Heero (in Wing Zero): *brings the beam saber down and slices the turkey, the floor, and everything between in half. He then replaces the roof with a cloud of dust.*
*everyone comes up coughing*
Quatre: What was that all about?
Duo: I dunno, but Iím sure glad I didnít ask him to cut the deck when we played poker!
Wufei: *looking at the ruined food* Injustice!!
Noin: Um, Wufei, itís just food.
Wufei: So? Whatís your point? It never had a chance!
Noin: *rolls eyes* Never mind.
Heero: *comes back in* So are we going to eat or what?
*everyone looks at Heero blankly*
Relena: What do you mean? Itís all ruined now! *sniffles*
Heero: Well, you wanted the turkey carved, didnít you?
Trowa: *bursts into laughter*
Du: *rolls eyes* Never mind. Whoís up for Chinese?
Relena: *sniff* But I really wanted to cook for Heero!
Noin: *puts her arm around Relenaís shoulders* Donít worry. Thereís always Christmas dinner!
Heero: Ooo! I like ham!
Everyone: *throws rolls at Heero*