Dr. J's Bad Day
J: Hello, H?
H: Hello, who, may I ask, is calling?
J: It's me, J, remember, we went to school together.
J: No, J.
H: Can you hold on a minute?
H: You'll never guess who's on the other line.
H: It's J!
H: No, J.
G: No, I was saying... hey, why don't we have real names? Like John - no, that name's not modern, from now on call me... Ahl-Jafian, yeah!
H: Well, I want a name also... Mechalochor!
J: Hey, where are you, H?
H: Hold on a minute, gotta check the other line.
H: Mechalochor here.
J: Look, is H there?
H: Yeah, G and I are going to legally change our names, and I'm going to be Mechalochor.
J: Why would you want to do that?
H: Face it, our names suck, we are wanted men, now do you want your tombstone to say, "Here lies J, we knew nothing else about him" or, "Here lies Joe - then scourge of the cosmos (please dance on this grave)"?
J: I see your point. Hang on a minute. Hey, S, are you there?
S: Yeah, who is this?
J: Just me, J. Hey, the guys and I are going to change our names.
S: Then you are going to go into a colony, go to the government building and say, "Hey, I'm Doctor J, I've come to change my name, and in chase you were wondering, yes, I am the one who built the Gundams." No, you can't do that, J. I'm sorry.
J: *sniffle* Well, okay then! I have *sob* someone on the other line. Hey, H!
H: Yes... are you crying?
J: *sob* No!
H: You better stop, you might rust your eyes shut! (laughs)
J: I-- *whine* I-- *sob* I can't believe you guys! (hangs up)
H: Hey G, you weren't really gonna change your name, were you?
G: No, but I hear O did.
H: Really, what to?
H: You've got to be kidding.
H: O-kay, talk later.
H: Hey, O?
K: The name is K now, thank you.
H: I just wanted to check, bye. (hangs up)
K: I feel so alone...