Public Service Announcment: Gun Control
By: Mike

Quatre: Hello my name is Quatre Rababa Winner, and I'd like to talk to you about a very important issue, gun control. Now, I have had many personal encounters with guns, so I know what it is like to be shot at and, well I can tell you it's...

Duo: Hey cool a video guy! Dude just be sure to get my good side. Quatre? What's up.

Quatre: I'm doing a public service announcement on the issue of gun control. It's...

Duo: Gun control? Wow! Well see the main thing you need to remember about controlling your gun is...

Quatre: Duo...

Duo: And if the saftey is on than you can't shoot so now would be a good time to remove it.

Quatre: If I may...

Duo: But be careful if you're shooting a rifle for the first time it might kick. Speaking of kick the wingzero's buster rifle will rip your gundam's arm to shreds if it doesn't have the proper set up, ain't that right Heero?

Heero: Yes.

Duo: See, I told ya! Well that's all for today but tune in tomorrow and we'll have Trowa teach you about multiple weapon targeting systems.

Quatre: Ummmm, as I was saying before when you're at the business end of a dobergun you learn to think twice about warfare. That's why gun control is so important. It's...

Duo: Yeah, 'cause if you pointing a dobergun at Quatre or any other trained soldier, you'd better be darn sure you have the safety disengaged or it's curtains for you!

Wufei: Because the weak-minded have no right to partake in battle.

Duo: And on that note we'll leave you to new adventures with guns. G'bye all

Director: And cut! That's a wrap!

Quatre: But what about the public service announcment?

Director: Don't worry we'll pay you your due.

Trowa: (Yawning 'cause he just woke up) Hey Quatre, why is there a camera in the living room?

Quatre: It's a long story Trowa, go back to bed.