Chicken Soup for the Gundam's Soul

(SCENE: At Hilde's house, Duo is speaking to some men while leaning against the door.)

Duo: If you favor your lives, you'll leave and never come back.

Man: That's too bad, we wanted to use the Gundam as our symbol.

(The men leave.)

Duo: Can you believe those guys? Oh, hi Hilde!

Hilde: Who were they?

Duo: Damn Progresso chicken soup weirdos, they're just trying to cash in on Gundam Wing's popularity! I'd never give in to their evil demands. It's Campbell all the way for me!

Hilde: Yeah!

(Hilde and Duo both hold up bowls filled with Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup.)

Narrator: The number 1 choice for Preventers everywhere!

(Screen shows a Campbell's soup can with the slogan underneath.)

Narrator: Mm, mm, good!