On any crappy MS: How's my driving? Call 1-800-BITEME - Apolion

Deathscythe: American by birth, BADASS by choice! - Apolion

Sandrock: I don't like to fight, so please don't shoot! - Apolion

Heavyarms: For tickets to the greatest show in the galaxy, call 1-800-CIRCUS! - Apolion

Wing ZERO: ......... - Apolion

(Any lame MS) IT'S A GUNDAM (I figured just sticking it on me would save time and move the plot along... ^^) - Kiddie

Sandrock: Got tea? - Kiddie

Zechs' MS: Pay no attention to the man behind the mask! - Kiddie

Wing Gundam: More self-detonations than Miaka says 'Tamahome'! - Kiddie

Any Gundam: Life is good. Just not for you. - Kiddie

Shenlong: Dragonballs not required. - Kiddie

Relena's car: Heero.... after a while the threat stops working. - Kiddie

On any Gundam: Don't ask. Just run. - Turquoise Silver

Wing ZERO: Don't let the feathers fool you. - Turquoise Silver

Deathscythe: The big boom is my favorite part. - Turquoise Silver

Deathscythe: I don't kill for the mission. I do it because explosions look cool. - Turquoise Silver

On any Gundam: Don't worry, it won't hurt for too long. - Turquoise Silver

01 or Wing ZERO: This is not a hero's gundam. This is Heero's gundam. - Turquoise Silver

Honk if your Gundam actually has a horn! - Turquoise Silver

Sandrock: Toodles. - Turquoise Silver

Any MS: OUTTA MY WAY! I GOTTA PEE! - Turquoise Silver

Deathscythe: Next rest-stop: The Afterlife. - Turquoise Silver

Any Gundam: I shall blast you into another dimension. - Turquoise Silver

Any Gundam: Unfortunately, you aren't a cockroach. - Turquoise Silver

Any Gundam: No time to say hello, goodbye, your dead, your dead, your dead! - Turquoise Silver

Wing ZERO: I may not have the One Ring, but I have the Zero System! - Turquoise Silver

Any Gundam: There is no you. - Turquoise Silver

Any Gundam: Blast you. No, really! - Turquoise Silver

Shenlong: Don't poke me, I poke back. - Turquoise Silver

Wing ZERO: Have you had your Zero today? - Turquoise Silver

Any generic OZ MS: I'm expendable. - Turquoise Silver

If Dorothy had an MS (or her car): Beware of killer eyebrows. - Turquoise Silver

(on Duo's MS): I brake for no one. - Dubird

(on any crappy POS mobile suit: a giant bandaid that says Ouch) - Dubird

(on Heavyarms: an "I support the NRA" sticker) - Dubird

(On Wing Gundam) Red wire connected to the blue wire, blue wire connected to the green wire..... - Pinky_shinimegami

On any gundam: If you think that this MS looks good, you should see my pilot! - Babymax15

Heero's or Duo's gundam: Evil Inside. - LilSneakz

(Wing Zero Custom) My girlfriend did everything but paint me pink! - Babymax15

(Sandrock) I do what the voices in my head tell me to. - Babymax15

(Any) Try it! you'll like it! - Babymax15

(Noin's) No! I will not treat you like a child. - Babymax15

(Any) When you commit murder, just hope that it is a Preventer. - Babymax15

(Heavyarms) The quiet ones are the ones you worry about. - Babymax15

(Epyon) No, I am not your brother - Babymax15

(Sally's) Bitch- Babe In Total Control of Herself - Babymax15

(Heavyarms) Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me. - Babymax15

(Sandrock) Slowly but surely, the penguins steal my sanity. - Babymax15

On any Gundam: You don't know me and you never will b/c you are about to DIE!!!! - Debbie Thor

FOR SALE - Michelle

Please Wash ME. - Michelle

*in small print* Nosey little bastard, aren't you? - Michelle

Watch for flying finger. - Michelle

(on Duo's Gundam) "I was inmate of the month at Colony 5!" - Michelle

(on any Gundam) If you can read this you're probably be blown to bits in........Next! - AM

I am why the chicken never made it across the road! - Turquoise_silver

If you don't like my driving get outta space! - Turquoise_silver

Don't tick me off, I don't HAVE to hide the bodies! - Turquoise_silver

(on deathscythe) Jesus loves you.... now go meet him! - Hotaru Avalon

(on any gundam with a zero system) What's your sign? I can tell your future You're gonna die! - Hotaru Avalon

(on any gundam) If you say "over my dead body" I can always arrange that. - Hotaru Avalon

(on wing) My other vehicle is a pacifist - That's why I self detonated it! - Hotaru Avalon

(on sandrock) I work better with the zero system. - Hotaru Avalon

I brake for colonies. - ROBOTICK

If you can read this, you're about to die. - ROBOTICK

This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me. - ROBOTICK

Honk if you love dying. - ROBOTICK

I'm not wearing any pants. ;) - ROBOTICK

My parents didn't beat me. Why should you? - ROBOTICK

(on any Gundam suit): Keep laughing. I'm reloading. - Burke Rukes

(on any GM, Zaku or Leo): I break. Period. - Burke Rukes

KICK ME. - Burke Rukes

Relena Darlian for Prez 2000. - Burke Rukes

(on the Wing Gundam): Take my pilot! He keeps trying to blow me up! - Burke Rukes

(on any Gundam from Gundam Wing): Don't like my piloting? Call 1-800-U-DIE-NOW. - Burke Rukes

(on any large mobile armor): WIDE LOAD. - Burke Rukes

(on the Wing Gundam): Homicidal, suicidal nut on board. - Burke Rukes

(on the Gundam Deathscythe): Homicidal, sneaky religious freak on board. - Burke Rukes

(on the Gundam Heavyarms): Dangerously quiet, follically-overactive clown on board. - Burke Rukes

(on the Gundam Sandrock): Unstable, touchy-feely, oversensitive girlie-man on board. - Burke Rukes

(on the Shenlong Gundam): Confused, self-degrading, justice-obsessed twit on board. - Burke Rukes

(on any Gundam from Gundam Wing): NOW HIRING! Mentally unbalanced former Evangelion pilots. Call 1-800-I-AM-A-NUT. - Burke Rukes

(on the asteroid Axis): Earth or bust... literally! - Burke Rukes

If they outlaw Gundams, only outlaws will have them. - Burke Rukes

If they take away our beam rifles, can we use beam sabers instead? - Burke Rukes

Beam rifles don't kill people. Mobile suits that carry beam rifles don't kill people. Crazy people driving mobile suits that carry beam rifles kill people! - Burke Rukes

Proud Supporter of the Preventers Agents' Association! (translation: please don't write me a ticket! ^_^) - Burke Rukes

Shoot first, the answers aren't important. - Chris "Blackeagle" Upchurch

WARNING! My gun is bigger than my brain. - Chris "Blackeagle" Upchurch

(on monster mobile armors, the GP03D, Wing Zero and Gundam X): Peace through superior firepower. - Chris "Blackeagle" Upchurch

Living well isn't the best revenge. Revenge is the best revenge. - Chris "Blackeagle" Upchurch

(on Lady Une's mobile suit): We're a paranoid schizophrenic and we outnumber you two to one. - Chris "Blackeagle" Upchurch

(on any MS made out of gundanium): Don't try it! I've got more Hit Points than you can possibly imagine! - Chris "Blackeagle" Upchurch

(on any "spinning cylinder" colony): Hamster Power! - Burke Rukes

(on the Wing Gundam): Six days since last self-detonation and counting... - Burke Rukes

We brake for Bandai commercials! - Burke Rukes

(on any Gundam from Gundam Wing): WARNING! This mobile suit attracts ALL enemy fire! Follow at your own risk. - Burke Rukes

My other mobile suit has an acceleration of 38 G's. - Burke Rukes

Colony drops happen. - Burke Rukes

My parents went to Von Braun City and all I got was this lousy mobile suit. - Burke Rukes

(on any GM, Zaku or Leo): Don't laugh... I got it on sale! - Burke Rukes

(on any GM, Zaku or Leo): The rest of my money went to the Perfect Grade Zeta Gundam model on my shelf. - Burke Rukes

Unleaded Helium-3 only. - Burke Rukes

Eat my rocket fuel! - Burke Rukes

Made in Japan. - Burke Rukes

Copyright Sotsu Agency / Sunrise. - Burke Rukes

Batteries not included. - Burke Rukes

Snap-together assembly; no glue required. - Burke Rukes

Honk if you're about to be blown up. - Anonymous

(on Trowa's Heavyarms): I spent more money on hair gel than I did on this Gundam. - Sean "Aregetsu"

(on Heero's MS): You'll be dead before you figure out my name. - Sean "Aregetsu"

(on any overpowered mobile suit or mobile armor): Shit Happens... TO YOU! - Chris "Blackeagle" Upchurch

(on Zechs' mobile suit): Char's Clone on Board. - Chris "Blackeagle" Upchurch

(written on the sides of the Wing Gundam Zero's twin buster rifle): Colony Sweeper - Les R.

(on Lady Une's mobile suit): Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. - Sean "Aregetsu"

(on Lady Une's mobile suit): I'm with stupid. - ROBOTICK

(on Lady Une's mobile suit): You'd be paranoid too if everyone was out to get you! - ROBOTICK

(on Quatre's mobile suit): We shouldn't be fighting. Let's be friends. - ROBOTICK

(on Duo's mobile suit): Honk if you can see my Deathscythe. - ROBOTICK

(on Wu Fei's mobile suit): Ask me about my Gundam. - ROBOTICK

(on the Wing Zero): WARNING: ACTS OF MADNESS MAY OCCUR - Philip

(on any colony): If you're Wing Zero, don't destroy me! - Philip

(on Wing Zero): Zero 3:16 says you have no future! - Nick Callahan

(Bumper accessories: a Jesus Fish on Deathscythe.) - Nick Callahan

(on Heavyarms): Aim here. - Nick Callahan

(on Sandrock): Honk if you love twigbrows. - Nick Callahan

(on Shen-Long): Agree that I'm weak or I'll blow you up! - Nick Callahan

(on Tallgeese): Give me a moment to sort out me loyalties, please. - Nick Callahan

(on Tallgeese II): Real men pilot mobile suits. - Nick Callahan

(on Libra): Give me right of way. Now. - Nick Callahan

(on Relena's car): 12 days since last disposed and still counting... - Nick Callahan

(on a Virgo): Ha ha. Ha ha ha. And, oh yes, ha. Sincerely, Colonel Tuberov. - Nick Callahan

(on Dorothy's limo): Tank or car? You be the judge. - Nick Callahan

(on Deathscythe): Your god dead? Try mine; he did the bugger in. - Nick Callahan

(on Epyon): I brake for Noin and no one else. - Nick Callahan

(on Wing Gundam): Some reassembly required. - OtakuUY

(on any Gundam in any series): If you're taking the time to read this, you're f***ed. - Neoguy23@aol.com

(on any Gundam with the Zero system): I'm not afraid to die... are you? - Neoguy23@aol.com

(on Quatre's Gundam Sandrock): My pilot may be a wimp but I'll still kick your ass. - Neoguy23@aol.com

(on Treize's Tallgeese II): Don't shoot! I'm too young and too damned pretty to die! (followed by excessive gunfire killing that pretty son of a bitch) - XiGundam

(on any mobile suit piloted by Une): WARNING: We go from 0 to BITCH in the time it takes to put eyeglasses on! - Clamup7004

(on Trowa's mobile suit): WARNING: Pilot's hair is extremely flammable. No smoking, please. - Clamup7004

Mission Accepted. - Eric Venezia

(on Deathscythe): If you can read this, then you probably don't notice the big scythe coming at you. - Absolut_Tempest

(a Leo survivor who has fought the Gundams): If you see me running, try and keep up. - Absolut_Tempest

Your shoes are untied. - Absolut_Tempest

You might want to avoid that big bright beam of light coming at you... - Absolut_Tempest

(stupid, about-to-be-dead Leo pilot to a Gundam): So, punk... did I shoot 99 or 100 shots from my 105mm? Do ya feel lucky? - Absolut_Tempest

(on one Leo from a squad): Don't draw fire, it irritates those around you. - Absolut_Tempest

I think I need a bigger box... - Absolut_Tempest

(on a Gundam: a picture of calvin peeing on a Leo) - Absolut_Tempest

You dropped your pocket. - Absolut_Tempest

(on a Leo, trying to buy time to get away) Look! Air! - Absolut_Tempest

(on a Leo) I think I hear Mommy calling... - Absolut_Tempest

(on Shenlong): Danger! Low self-esteem on board. - OtakuUY

(on Epyon): (^-^) - OtakuUY

(on Relena's limo): Remember to come back and kill me! - ExSGundam

(on Wing Gundam Zero): Warning: Use of this machine may cause temporary insanity. - SnakeEyes590

(on any Taurus MS): It is common for my pilot to be replaced by a cheesy hard drive. - SnakeEyes590

(on Wing Zero): If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-NO-FUTURE. - Clamup7004

(on pretty much any Gundam): If you don't like my driving, don't worry about it. You're about to die anyway. - Clamup7004

(on Wing Gundam): This Gundam will self-detonate in 5... 4... 3... - Clamup7004

(on Wing Gundam): CAUTION: This Gundam self-detonates at random intervals. Stay back at least 50 feet. - Clamup7004

(on any MS or vehicle belonging to Millardo or Relena): Honk if my reasoning process makes any sense whatsoever. (followed by never-ending silence) - Clamup7004

If you can read this, you're screwed. - Clamup7004

Don't take this butt-stomping personally. - Clamup7004

(on Gundam Epyon): MISSING: 1 mind. If found, please call 1-900-DIE-EARTH-DIE. - Clamup7004

(on a Leo): I don't have to outrun the Sandrock, I only have to outrun *YOU*. - Mark Berger

(on any Gundam): If U can read this U R 2 close. - LordFuFu89

(on Shenlong's arm pointing to the dragon claw): Insert Leos here. - Neo J. Menasor

(on Epyon): WARNING: If you are close enough to read this you're screwed. - Neo J. Menasor

(on Noin's mobile suit): DAMMIT! - Neo J. Menasor

(on any Leo, GM, Zaku, etc.): If this mobile suit survives the whole episode it's probably a main character. - Neo J. Menasor

(on Heavyarms Custom): WARNING: This mobile suit can vaporize you in at least 10 different ways. - Neo J. Menasor

(on Wing Zero): By the time you read this, I'll have hit that little red buttom that goes... BEWM. - Mew0489

(on any MS): Why are you reading this? You could have killed me by now... - Mew0489

(on Shenlong or Altron): Although my pilot likes justice, I don't. I just kill. - Mew0489

(on an Aires): I can FLY! - Mew0489

(on a Virgo): Intel Inside. - Mew0489

(on a OZ shuttle): Please, important pacifists on board. - Mew0489

(on any Gundam): If you think I'm cute, you should see my pilot! - Megan

(on any Leo or Taurus): CAUTION: Keep back! I pilot this suit like your (our) schizophrenic supervisor! - Megan

(on Lady Une's MS): Don't hate us because we're beautiful. - Megan

(on Sandrock right after Master Winner's death): WARNING: Insane crybaby on board. - Allison

(on Duo's Deathscythe): The God of Death is my co-pilot. - Zentradie@aol.com

(on Noin's MS): GO Lake Victoria! - Zentradie@aol.com

(on Treize's MS): I am the great and power OZ. - Zentradie@aol.com

(Bumper accessory: fish with V-fin and red chin devouring a fish that says "Leo" on the side.) - WsDCtalk586

(on Wu Fei's MS in space): Hey, if you're going to stab me, hit me in the fuel tank so I'll fly away really fast, k? Thanks! - WsDCtalk586

(any Duo's MS): Objects in the mirror are cannon fodder. - DexAntares

(on Epyon): Let's get to know each other. - DexAntares

(on any Tallgeese): Hang on tight, baby. We're goin' for a ride! - DexAntares

(Gundam window decal: an SD Wing Zero holding a beam saber in one hand and the severed head of a Leo in the other. Also works for Wing Zero and Epyon.) - DexAntares

(on Relena's car): WARNING: Stalker on board. - Betty Phillips

(on any Gundam piloted by Heero): WARNING: Failed kamikaze pilot on board. - Betty Phillips

(on Heavyarms): Honk if I'm out of ammo. - Betty Phillips

(on Tubarov's car): I Love Mobile Dolls. - Betty Phillips

(on Heero's MS): Proud member of Homicidal Anonymous. - Ryuu5.8

(on Heero's MS): Proud member of Suicidal Anonymous. - Ryuu5.8

(on buster rifle, beam rifle, VSBR or funnel): Road rage this! - Ryuu5.8

I don't brake for colonies, I blow'em up! - Ryuu5.8

(on Sandrock): So what if my pilot is a sissy, he can still kill you. :P - Joseph Egnatic

(insert name of largest and best weapon) broke. Watch for finger laser. - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

(on Treize's or Zechs' Tallgeese): Pimp/Playah! - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

(on Noin's MS): Nicety! - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

(on Une's MS): I'm ten times tougher than your Gundanium alloy. - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

(on any OZ MS): Mean, yet good-lookin', people rule! - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

(on Quatre's Sandrock): Prince! - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

(on Duo's Deathscythe): My other job is as Rattrap from Beast Wars Transformers. - Shinji the 10 O'Clock Assassin

(on Gundam Deathscythe): If you are reading this, then I'm not active. - T'Krys Destraa

(on Gundam H-Arms Custom): I'm the NRA's number 1 customer. - T'Krys Destraa

In the year AC 175, I got my license; now in the year AC 195, my license expires. - Hadley Browning

Don't pass me or I'll have to lock on target. - Hadley Browning

(on Heero's next MS): Assassinations, Inc. We Aim to Please. - Hadley Browning

(on any lame MS): I know the drill, I yell "It's a Gundam" then I die... let's make things easier, just kill me and let's get the show going in some direction that WORKS!! - Hadley Browning

(on the Zero or Epyon): In case pilot goes nuts, please dial 1-800-Green-Leaf. - Hadley Browning

(on Treize's MS): God didn't mind me doing things my way... but he minds me living. - Hadley Browning

(on the side of Wing Zero: the shape of several colonies which are circled and crossed out) - Piper Pengy

(on Lady Une's MS): We'll kill you! (another sticker under that one): Yeah! What she said! - Piper Pengy

Choose Mac. - Piper Pengy

Made you look! (Boom!) - Piper Pengy

(on any Zaku or Leo): Believe it or not, I AM FOR SALE!!! - Luis Edgar Flores Gutierrez (ledgar@hotmail.com)

(on the Peacemillion): We brake for Gundam pilots. - NeoMenasor

(on the Libra): We brake for no one, we shoot everyone. - NeoMenasor

(on a Virgo): No one on board. - NeoMenasor

(on Epyon): Mind altering homicidal ZERO System on board; stand back 500 ft. - RivinDrivix

(on Deathscythe Hell): Jesus loves you; unfortunately I DON'T!! - RivinDrivix

(mobile suit decal: on any hero's MS, arrow on footplate pointing to armored boot with legend reading "Your Ass Here.") - James Lee

(on a Leo that survived a Gundam encounter): Incoming Gundams have the right of way. - James Lee

(on a Virgo or other mobile doll): Powered by Windows NT. - Michael Leal

(on a Zaku or Leo: a big bullseye.) - Michael Leal

(on any manned OZ MS): I break for Treize Khushrenada. - Michael Leal

(on a heat rod): I'm actually a whip. - Michael Leal

(on a heat rod): I double as a B&D/S&M toy for mobile suits. - Michael Leal

(on Wing Zero Custom): I'm so pretty, oh so pretty... - Michael Leal

(on Shenlong): I am the Eternal Dragon. I will grant you one and only one wish before stabbing you with my arm and blasting your head off with a nice plume of fire. - Michael Leal

(on Tallgeese II): Idealist aristocrat on board. - Michael Leal

(on Heavyarms at end of Wing TV series): You think this is overkill? Wait'll you see my Endless Waltz counterpart! - Michael Leal

(on Sandrock at end of Wing TV series): Think this mobile suit sucks? Wait'll you see my Endless Waltz counterpart! - Michael Leal

(on Shenlong or Altron): I'm for justice! Please kill me! - Jack Hahn

(on any Gundam): Kill count 345,273... 345,274 and counting! - Hosschibi

(on any Gundam): It's YOU who should brake for ME!!! - Hosschibi

(on Noin's Taurus): I'm a wussy little mobile suit and I'm wasting all of you!! Mwaahahaha!! - Hosschibi

(on Lady Une's MS): Good evil mean nice psycho calm vile innocent woman on board. - Hosschibi

(on Duo's MS): Let's get godly! - Hosschibi

(on Heavyarms): P.R.O. Gun - Person Really Obsessed with Guns. - Mark "Tenshi no Gekido"

(on Deathscythe's beam scissors): Please handle with care. - Mark "Tenshi no Gekido"

(on Heavyarms): DANGER: HIGH EXPLOSIVES. - Mark "Tenshi no Gekido"

(on Tallgeese): Buckle up! - Mark "Tenshi no Gekido"

(on the ZZ Gundam): Don't feel special, Heero, I transform too! - Quatre R. Winner

(on Wing or Wing Zero): ZZ Gundam, I will destroy you. - Quatre R. Winner

(on any character's MS from Wing): We are all wearing the same clothes. - Quatre R. Winner

(on Heavyarms from Endless Waltz): Please donate to the Get Me A Decent Close Range Beam Weapon Fund. - Lt. Loparropy (loparropy@yahoo.com)

(on any weak, easily destroyed MS): If my pilot is a Gundam pilot, I will become INVINCIBLE!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!! - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)

(on Relena's vehicle - or herself): Time since last threated to be killed by Heero: 3 days and soon to restart... guaranteed!! - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)

(on any Gundam): Omae o koruso - translation: You go BOOM now!! - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)

(on Deathscythe): "The God of Death" or "The Great Deastroyer"? ...doesn't really matter, they both mean I'm gonna blow your ass up!! - Hale (DeathscytheDude@aol.com)